• The Parrot's Lament Card

The Parrot's Lament Card

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And so after the shark attack, he got a peg leg, an eye patch, and a hook for a hand. And they called him "Lucky." And I was like, "Fuck that shit," and flew off.

The kind of greeting card you send to your friend after a break-up or other near miss kind of situation. Or hell, just send it to say hi. Blank inside for personal message. Envelope included.

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