I TRY TO LIVE MY LIFE WITH THE ABSOLUTE MINIMUM OF PHYSICAL EFFORT AND THE MAXIMUM INGESTION OF FLAMING HOT SNACKS.
A life philosophy everyone can get behind. Card is blank inside for a personalized message. Includes matching envelope.
By Mincing Mockingbird.
Adding product to your cart
Get first dibs on limited edition releases & find out what's new at the shop. It's the perfect length & funny to boot.
By completing this form, you are signing up to receive our weekly emails and can unsubscribe at any time. <3